Godsmack - The Oracle
Let's face it, if you've listened to Godsmack albums in the past there won't be any surprises waiting for you here. The singles, as usual, kick a pretty fair amount of ass - and in keeping with the usual formula, most of the rest is utterly forgettable. The sun rises, the sun sets and Godsmack churns out an album with a small handful of hard rock anthems and a bunch of filler - it is nice to know that some things don't change.
Best Track: Saints and Sinners
Rating: 5/10
Defeated Sanity - Chapters of Repugnance
If you are looking for pure, unadulterated brutality your search ends here. This is far and away the most devastatingly brutal album I listened to from this past year and these guys certainly know how to pulverize their audience with slam riffs, unrelenting blast beats and the rest of the standard brutal death arsenal. The problem is that they seem to be so wrapped up in writing the most devestatingly aggressive album possible that they forgot to write a memorable one. Once you pick yourself up off the floor after giving this a spin, you'll be hard pressed to remember much of the actual music.
Best Track: Consumed by Repugnance
Rating: 5/10
The Ocean - Heliocentric & Anthropocentric
Despite the separate releases, Heliocentric and Anthropocentric are companion albums from the same year, so I'm essentially approaching this as a double album. Coming off of an absolutely incredible double album in 2007's Precambrian, I was expecting big things from The Ocean - unfortunately, they only live up to those expectations about half the time. They still put together some high quality sludge-y prog, but the new vocals and failed experiments tend to drag the material down pretty often. I'd probably rate the second disc a bit higher than the first, but overall I'd consider this a major step down from their last outing.
Best Track: She Was The Universe
Rating: 5/10
Nevermore - The Obsidian Conspiracy
Five years later and THIS is what we get? This certainly is sour compared to the sweet taste that This Godless Endeavor, honestly one of the best metal albums of the last decade, left in our mouths in 2005. This is so "middle of the road" it is ridiculous - I'm guessing Dane and Loomis must have exhausted their respective creative tanks with their solo projects and when it came time to write a new Nevermore album they sat down, listened to the back catalogue and said "yeah, let's write one like that... and one like that..." A die-hard Nevermore fan will find much to recognize and enjoy, but don't expect anything new here.
Best Track: Without Morals
Rating: 5/10
Sigh - Scenes From Hell
Sigh have consistently pushed genre boundaries and have always been willing to experiment and re-invent their sound. Most of the time this has succeeded, resulting in an excellent string of albums stretching back to the early 90's. But all good things must come to an end and such an adventurous band was certainly due for a stumble. Here we see Sigh utilizing the same basic formula that made Hangman's Hymn such a fun listen, combining blackened thrash with bombastic symphonic elements, yet this time it's much more bizarre overall and they've inexplicably decided to go with a muddy production that doesn't suit the music at all and added trad metal/hard rock solos that come out of left field. The changes feel forced and certainly aren't for the better.
Best Track: The Soul Grave
Rating: 5/10
Burzum - Belus
Varg is back and making music - but it is much as I feared - he's been left in the dust by the very artists that followed him. Saying that a musician was able to pick up where they left off over a decade ago is usually a sign of a strong comeback, but in his absence Varg's followers have advanced the banner so far that listening to this album now seems quite bland and dated. Additionally, the album seems to be significantly weakened by the lack of layered keyboards providing atmosphere behind the repeated riffs. Hopefully this was just a "warm-up" and he'll be back producing albums on the level of Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem; sadly, I find it more likely that this is simply the first confirmation that Varg is no longer a truly relevant voice in the black metal genre.
Best Track: Belus' Død
Rating: 5/10
Sully Erna - Avalon
Having heard every release and seen several shows, I can pretty definitively say that Sully IS Godsmack. So what is a solo record going to show that a Godsmack record wouldn't? A hell of a lot, to be perfectly honest. If you go into this album expecting a hard rocker, you'll be sorely disappointed. Instead, go in expecting songs more along the lines of "Voodoo" and material from Godsmack's The Other Side EP. Driven by tribal rhythms, orchestral flourishes, and soaring vocal harmonies with his female counterpart, this album shows us a much more mature side of Sully as a songwriter than any Godsmack album ever will. My only major complaint is that, considering its length, the album could have used a bit more stylistic variety - but songs taken individually are very good.
Best Track: Avalon
Rating: 6/10
Dark Moor - Ancestral Romance
The album opens and closes on excellent notes, with the weaker middle section reaches its nadir on the laughably bad arena rock wannabe "Just Rock." For the most part, this is just Dark Moor doing what they normally do - fans will certainly not be disappointed and those who don't see the appeal will probably not be converted. As flowery European power metal goes, Dark Moor certainly has earned a position in the upper echelon over the years. The thing that drags this release down for me (aside from the aforementioned joke of a song smack in the middle of the album) is that the vocals, front and center as they are, don't catch my interest nearly as much as they should. Musically, it is an overall solid release.
Best Track: Gadir
Rating: 6/10
Swans - My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
But... but... I though Swans Are Dead, shouldn't that have been the end of the band? After all, it would have been a fantastic way to end a career. It's tough for me to approach this one with an open mind, as I have to assume going in that this is basically a Gira solo project forced under the Swans name. Be that as it may, this is by no means a bad album, it simply doesn't have the same apocalyptic mood that made the 90's albums so incredible. This seems quite a bit lighter and safer, maybe that's a product of age or simply a magic that can't be truly recaptured. Solid material throughout, but it pales in comparison to the "old Swans."
Best Track: Jim
Rating: 6/10
Sabaton - Coat of Arms
This is easily the weakest album the band has put out aside from their debut (and equally poor re-recording). If you've heard Sabaton before, you should know exactly what to expect from this album - fist-pumping power metal, impossibly manly vocals, lush keyboards, irresistible shout-along choruses and a lesson in military history. They execute their formula admirably, but I see this as a regression after they at least attempted to branch out with their The Art of War concept album. Eventually, even the best recipes become a bit boring, I hope they find a way to add some spice before this starts getting too stale.
Best Track: Uprising
Rating: 6/10
Seventh Wonder - The Great Escape
You know, I'm getting a bit annoyed by the fact that just about every prog band at least once in their career decides that they absolutely must record a massively long track to stand as a monument, eternally commemorating their instrumental mastery and progressive songwriting tendencies - the latter claim belied by my earlier observation of that being an extremely typical tendency of bands that wish to validate their use of the progressive moniker. If that sentence didn't prove to you that "longer doesn't mean better," I don't know what will. I actually like Seventh Wonder quite a bit and the first half of the album is great - but the fact of the matter is that the mess of a track that takes up the last half hour is simply not very good at all.
Best Track: King of Whitewater
Rating: 6/10
Borknagar - Universal
To be honest, this isn't far from the progressive / symphonic black metal sound that I absolutely loved in their earlier albums. There are many wonderful vocal melodies, keyboard soundscapes, and original writing ideas - but somehow this release seems far less focused and weaker than their prior work. As for the vocals, I have nothing but respect for Vintersorg's work as a vocalist (in all of his projects); however, I can't help but feel that this particular set of material would have worked far better with Vortex on vocals - the sheer volume of clean vocals certainly plays into this feeling and is backed up by Vortex's appearance for the song "My Domain."
Best Track: For a Thousand Years to Come
Rating: 6/10
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Album of the Year: 2010 - The Bottom of the Barrel
I actually had some hopes for this band after Come What(ever) May, as that had some nice variety in songwriting and a strong performance from Corey. Unfortunately, the band commited the ultimate sin in hard rock with this album - it is boring. The songwriting hits the same note over and over and the performances sound uninspired.
Best Track: The Bitter End
Rating: 2/10
A7X - Nightmare
There might be at least a mediocre album here if the leads weren't all sickeningly coated in sugar, the lyrics not quite so juvenile and the vocals not reminding so much of a poor man's Axl Rose impersonator. Seriously, once upon a time, Shadows could sing (relisten to "Chapter Four" to refresh your memory) - what the hell happened?
Best Track: God Hates Us
Rating: 2/10
Kamelot - Poetry For the Poisoned
It really pains me to give this album such a low score as it was easily my most anticipated at the beginning of the year. However, this is just absolutely terrible, especially considering the extremely high bar they set for themselves over the course of the past four albums. Kahn's vocals, the sonic and emotional driving force of those albums, is completely flat on this record and the music is nowhere near up to the task of picking up the slack.
Best Track: The Zodiac
Rating: 3/10
Iron Maiden - The Final Frontier
Despite being one of metal's "sacred cows," Maiden have not released any truly great albums since 1988. I'm not saying that they don't deserve to be revered, a band that released Killers, The Number of the Beast, Powerslave, etc. certainly has earned their stripes. But ever since Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, their releases have gone from the trainwreck of Virtual XI to the string of insomnia-cures they've released since Bruce rejoined the band. Take one of these before bed and sleep like a baby.
Best Track: The Alchemist
Rating: 3/10
Rating: 3/10
Atheist - Jupiter
I knew it was too much to hope that they'd be able to recapture the magic of their previous albums, but I figured I'd at least be able to enjoy an average tech-death album with a hint of that classic Atheist touch. However, when I listen to this album all I hear is an old, uninspired band trying desperately to ignite a fire with no fuel. There are bits and pieces of decent songs, but they are quickly lost in a sea of bland song structure and botched production.
Best Track: Tortoise the Titan
Rating: 3/10
Joanna Newsom - Have One on Me
Despite her excessively "cute" vocals, there is actually some pretty good material on here. The problem is that Joanna obviously has no idea how to self-edit and apparently no one else wanted to be the one to tell her that she didn't have enough quality material to support this TRIPLE ALBUM. If you are going to put two hours of music together in one release, it had better be life-changingly amazing. This release simply collapses under the weight of its own length and pretentiousness.
Best Track: Good Intentions Paving Company
Rating: 3/10
Death in June - Peaceful Snow
The contrast between the tone of the lyrics and (essentially) spoken word is somewhat interesting I suppose. Really though, the vocal delivery wears very thin, very fast and becomes extremely grating long before the album has run its course. The lyrics are generally ridiculous and melodramatic, this fact exacerbated by the painful delivery. The only reason this release scores as high as it does is for the underlying piano melodies and the piano recordings of previous works that make up the second disc.
Best Track: Neutralize Decay
Rating: 3/10
Best Track: Neutralize Decay
Rating: 3/10
Disturbed - Asylum
Disturbed have always suffered from Weak Second Half Syndrome and it seems that the illness has flared up worse than ever on this album. Once "The Animal" ends, you can pretty much shut the album off as the last five songs have almost nothing to offer. The problem is that the crippling weaknesses that have plagued their second halves seem to be seeping into the early parts of the album, resulting in "average" rather than "stellar" tracks early on. The energy that sells the great Disturbed albums only appears in very brief bursts this time around.
Best Track: Asylum
Best Track: Asylum
Rating: 4/10
White Wizzard - Over the Top
They've got energy and they're having fun, that much I can tell and give them credit for. However, a cheesy album about the metalness of being totally metal dudes in a decidedly unmetal world requires that you be utterly brilliant and unrelenting with your music. In small doses, the band succeeds - once you string together a couple of tracks, they start to blend together and sound alike. Soon after you'll realize that, rather than a work of metal art, this album more closely resembles a completed copy of "The Number of the Beast: A Totally Metal Color by Numbers Book."
Best Track: Death Race
Rating: 4/10
Nachtmystium - Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. 2
On paper, I should love this album as black metal mixed in with psychedelic and post-rock should be right up my alley. For some reason, this just never really hits home with me. On listening I find no aggression, no emotional pull, no trance-inducing passages; the album is simply - there. Even at less than fifty minutes, the album feels like it plods along for age upon endless age. To its credit, the production of the album is wonderfully textured and would really serve the songs well if there was some more meat on their bones.
Best Track: Nightfall
Rating: 4/10
Exodus - Exhibit B: The Human Condition
They've clawed a bit closer to redemption in my eyes with this album as there's probably a good EP's worth of material here. Unfortunately, this isn't an EP; this is a 70+ minute long album (and absolute eternity for a thrash record). Despite the fact that the bland "groove" riffs are still prevalent and Rob Dukes is still on vocals, there are some things to like, much more that on Exhibit A at the very least. There are some brilliant thrash riffs, mostly used to open the tracks - so having a song start out awesome and then burn out during its excessive length is all too common here.
Best Track: Good Riddance
Rating: 4/10
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
The album starts out on a decent enough note with the title track and recovers a bit towards the end after a weak middle - but even at its best, The Suburbs pales in comparison to Funeral and only pulls even with the weaker tracks on Neon Bible. There's just nothing that latches onto you and refuses to let go like "Wake Up" was able to do almost seven years ago. Maybe the blandness of the album is supposed to be a "clever" commentary on life in the titular suburbs - if so, someone needs to tell them that feelings of boredom and tedium can be conveyed without the music itself being boring and tedious.
Best Track: We Used To Wait
Rating: 4/10
Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
There isn't anything particularly wrong with this release, but when I spin this album I don't hear any "heart." I'm aware that this is a purely subjective criticism and one that others might easily disagree with, but for me it absolutely kills the experience of this type of album. A shoegaze-y album of this variety demands the listener to form some sort of emotional bond with the work or the band itself and when this doesn't happen, the entire construct crumbles into a boring mess of needlessly noisy pop. There really are some well-crafted songs here, but it all feels way too hollow for me to truly enjoy.
Best Track: Earthquake
Rating: 5/10
Pain of Salvation - Road Salt One
I really wanted this album to be a return to form after the horrific mistake known as Scarsick. While it's definitely a step in the right direction, there are still quite a few things that keep it from reaching the level of Remedy Lane and The Perfect Element. For one, Pain of Salvation have always been at their best when they write a thematically cohesive album - this one is a bit too scattershot and, as such, robs their songwriting ability of much of its strength. The other big problem I have is the production; this band's sound demands a crystal-clear production and this just isn't cutting it for me.
Best Track: Sisters
Rating: 5/10
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Welcome to the Soapbox
I shall not waste time on introductions here - I simply want to say, "Welcome, and enjoy your stay."
Without further ado, let us examine the music of 2010. The selections range from releases I highly anticipated to albums recommended by friends to ones that were forced down my throat at every turn despite my begs for mercy. Here they are - starting with the offensively terrible and eventually reaching the life-changingly brilliant (or something like that).
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